ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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