belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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