We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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