if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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