I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
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