You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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