Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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