You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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