Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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