He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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