Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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