Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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