I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
do herpes really smell.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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