just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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