Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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