he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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