awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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