Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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