So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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