So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Randomize
