Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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