But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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