All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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