u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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