You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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