mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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