I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
you never un-have a 4some
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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