I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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