Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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