I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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