ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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