After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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