IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
home. puking in laundry basket.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
God gave him joint rollers for hands
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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