I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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