Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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