The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm both gender and math confused
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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