party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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