who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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