So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
