You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Floor bacon is actually really good
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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