Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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