how hairy? two words: wookie tits
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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