you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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