..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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