Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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