PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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