Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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