just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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