He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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