Dual....:-)
where are you?
Hypothermia
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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