She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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