just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I came so hard my ears popped.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
