it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
If I die, sorry about rent.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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