I must be too annoying 4 u.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
she told me i tasted like america
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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