my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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