we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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