kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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