No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
two words...techno handjob
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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